Safety Campaign

i'm not sure how this happened, but 2 different t-shirt companies have decided to do (competing) public service by putting up signs around the city encouraging people to be safe while driving.

it cracks me up...i think what cracks me up the most is i keep projecting myself into the meeting where they decided on what to put on these signs...and i can just picture them sitting around a table, and saying, "oh yeah...that's a good one." or "wait...how about this." or "Oh, this will get their attention."

here are some of the slogans...

Better let than never
If you want to stay married divorce speed
While driving avoid phone or your family will be left alone
Your destination is reward for safe driving
Follow traffic rule save your future
Trust safety not luck
Safety - it's a choice not a chance

oh, i love the typo, the general lack of punctuation, and the bad grammar/missing articles/plurals etc...

i'm pretty sure these signs aren't helping anyone be safe...but they did make me smile...multiple times.

(also these are all much funnier is you say them out loud in your best Indian accent. for real. try it)